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  • Why is Peter Pan always flying?  He neverlands! (This joke never gets old.)
  • Two windmills are on a date and one asks the other, "So what kind of music do you like?"  The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan!"
  • Everyone asks where's Waldo…  Nobody asks how's Waldo.
  • What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?  One you'll see in a while and the other you'll see later!
  • Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?  Because they would steal all the boos!
  • What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?  People from Dubai don't like the Flintstones and people from Abu Dhabi Doo!
  • Who invented the round table?  Sir Cumference!
  • What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?  Attire!
  • What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?  HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE
  • What did the doe say coming out of the woods?  Boy, I'll never do that again for two bucks!
  • Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?  I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
  • What is the difference between three and two?  One!
  • What does an elephant use for a tampon?  A sheep!
  • How do you find Will Smith in the snow?  You check for fresh prince!
  • Always trust people who like big butts.  They cannot lie.
  • Why did Adele cross the road?  To say hello from the other side!
  • A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum.  The doctors described his condition as stable.
  • What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died?  His korea is over!
  • Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?  He PASTA away!
  • What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?  Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!
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